Thanks to Saint Expedite

Thanks to you Saint Expedite, 

Hodie, Hodie! 

You interceded to answer my petition and prayer for steady work and security. I know my business will be better everyday. I will take the opportunity you have offered me for expanded success and prosperity with which to provide for and protect my family. I know my faith is true and that spirit is real. 

Please accept my words of gratitude, candle and oil, water, red flower and Sara Lee strawberry cake as the promised honouring. Your mercurial swiftness amazes me and I in turn will strive to follow the daily path of fighting procrastination as I carry out my work which you have graciously blessed. 

And so it is, thanks be to great Saint Expedite. 

Thanks be to God. And so it is, amen.